iCarly

Last week, retired neurosurgeon Ben Carson and former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina flagged down the Republican clown car as they each announced their candidacies for the 2016 presidential election.

Interestingly, neither candidate has ever held political office (this is Carson’s first political campaign).

Source: Chicago Tribune

Source: Chicago Tribune

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Marco Polo

“While our people and economy are pushing the boundaries of the 21st century, too many of our leaders and their ideas are stuck in the 20th century,” Florida Senator Marco Rubio told supporters during his presidential campaign announcement earlier this month. Rubio might as well consider himself among those leaders trapped in time.

Source: theapricity.com

Source: theapricity.com

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Funny Farm

This November, all eyes will be focused on the Senate. The Republicans only need to win six seats to take control from the Democratic majority, one of which happens to be in my beautiful home state of Iowa. Unfortunately, the Iowa race also features one of the nation’s most insane candidates: Republican Joni Ernst.

Joni Ernst

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The Crucible

It is that time of year again when the things of nightmares haunt the days of the living. Of course I’m not not talking about Halloween, but the Values Voter Summit!

Palin Witch

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Cantor Buy Me Love

I like to think this is how Tuesday night’s election results were revealed to Virginia Congressman Eric Cantor.


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Greenberg

As part of their voter outreach program, the Republican Party unveiled their latest mascot in a series of commercials last week. Meet Scott Greenberg.  It’s nice to see the GOP finally focusing on the one demographic they consistently overlook, the heterosexual white male.

scott greenberg

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Mixed Nuts

“CPAC is known as the place where the future of conservatism always starts,” former Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin told this year’s Conservative Political Action Conference audience.  However, the former Alaskan Governor should think twice before raising the roof to Timbuk3.

sarah palin raising the roof!

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Safety Not Guaranteed

While cuts to unemployment benefits continue to top the headlines, House Republicans have set their sights on what they still perceive to be one of the biggest threats to our nation’s well-being: women having sex.

GOP view on women

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A Simple Plan

This Friday, House Republicans will launch their latest attack against the Affordable Care Act when they hold a vote on the Keep Your Health Act.  The bill would allow a small sect of Americans to keep their insurance plans that were cancelled under the ACA.

If recent history has taught us anything, trusting House Republicans to work in the best interest of the American people is like trusting Lando Calrissian to keep you safe from the Empire.

Lando Keeping Han safe

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The Patriot

As the latest GOP-manufactured crisis continues on without a resolution, Texas Sen. Ted Cruz has already set his sights on his next target to use against the American government… the looming debt ceiling

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